I am Clarence. I will admit, one of you bipeds had a halfway decent idea. So I took a break from my 12 hour nap to make this. You better appreciate it. dayinmypetslife
I am Clarence. I took 54 photos of my arduous day. I am of indescriminate origin. I'm old and I don't feel like dealing with your sh*t. I have a potty mouth. I like it that way.
I am Clarence. I realize I may be slightly... bitter. But sometimes I'm in a good mood. Sometimes I like warm-and-fuzzy things. Sometimes I even like poetry. Who knows, someday I might even be somewhat approachable.
I am Clarence. *sigh* My damn people have been a pain in my ass all week. I want to eat, they drink my milk. I want to nap, they want to play. I want to eat, they take away my tasty plastic plant. I want to nap, they want to play hanky-panky on my bed. I want to eat, and they want to nap. Ridiculous. Typical.
I despise them, but they're useful for simple tasks. Sometimes they even manage to fuck those up. But you know people; they're essentially incompetent.
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